These lines have been making the rounds recently. Given France's stance and Chirac's dance, they deserve the ridicule.
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According to Jed Babbin, former deputy undersecretary for defense for George H.W. Bush: "Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
David Letterman: Re: Iraqi violations
"France wants more evidence. The last time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France with a German flag."
Jay Leno: "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
Rep. Roy Blunt, R-Mo.: "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried."
Blunt again: "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was: 'Never shot. Dropped once.'"
And even an unwitting French President Jacques Chirac:
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
Duh!
"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in World War II?"
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